Holy S#@%t….here we go again!

Exam frenzy got over…..this time ICFAI did what its known for; Letting some Bsc in Bio or worst BA in poetry set the papers (MCA Final Sem.) …..and the result was instant, 80% of the class got empty before an hour….I hanged on writing stories putting in as much as I know about the sub.(read in the last few hrs.) as questions were far to irrelevant and bogus……Somebody please tell them that making a paper tough is not through asking some obscure points or the most insignificant ones(written in the lowest fonts) from the book, but asking about the core understanding of the subject and may be some higher stuffs which would show  how much research u have done by yourself…….

Some point are obscure and in the lower fonts simply because they are least important and avoidable; but making this understand is something I am asking too much of(Its like talking of Picasso’s blue period to a cobbler).
Anyways Exam ended as it started and would come again in another two months…..Moronic Qpapers would be served stale and we would be there writing bullshits……pen is mightier than some nincompoop gray matters atleast!!!

Celebrating BrainDeadsy!!

Yea I loved my red tie(I had only two, 1 red and the other was from Govinda collections) don’t know where its’ now though…..

Do they still make those Shammi kebabs this time of the year…..

Alright now I remember I missed on Manju Kapur’s home on the shelf…..

Next time I see her Ill try to make a little less fool of myself…..

I guess Gerrard could have taken the shot another yard or so from the left (England’s performance in WC is horrific, always thought most of their players are overstated)…..

Got to see Elizabethtown within two days…..

Gosh missed that Chutney (tomato, pineapple, dates & dry fruits) at lunch, no worries ill make it up at Dinner…..

u know u really have to be like that dude in the nokia-add in interview: hitting up with that latest set……

Is this “Neta’s” son so stupid to sniff up heroin for coke and loveless to have a rave party (if I can call it one) within a month of his father’s murder in the hand of his own uncle!?!

Rakhi Sawant really looked innocent( hey!! ok…atleast to me) as she appears in most of her beautiful ballet ….I guess Mika should be hanged, not recognizing how “sati sawitri” she is deep inside, I mean it was apparent to me; otherwise why should a full-size woman keep all her childhood clothes and still wear them!?!

Aishwarya was trying so hard putting up an accent(She tried to sound like an Yankee but ended up sounding like an Ukrainian Boxer) at Cannes, it  was hilarious……..

and the thought stream continues…………………..

EJBs are a real tonic to your brain; they make you wonder about everything sans beans.

Celebrating Braindeadness!!!

JOBFAIR-New Age Kumbh Mela!

I admit it, though almost dragged to it but attended it none the less……and had an experience of life…its almost like getting inside the Woodstock concert only this time I decided that’s the last of Job fair to be visited in my lifetime.

It all started in that fateful day when the bus took me half way round the world to an outskirt where the Xerox shops asks for papers (to Xerox to) with your documents and people from all round the country chipped in……there were about 15 thousand job hungry people all-round (representing the thousands of nameless and faceless BE schools cropping around us)…..it was a juggernaut….with hooting, shooting breaking glasses and what not…… police “lathi” charged (yes that happened too) and people lost their shoes( I lost my resumes, my handsfree).

After 5 hrs of planning and management (or the lack of it) by the organizers and more then half leaving disheartened and probably injured, I got to go inside. IBM closed their shop then(I wasn’t interested anyways), I went to some good ones like ionidea, GCI, FCG, TAVANT and some more; Good news for .NET and J2EE bros there’s a lot of demand for them!

The only familiar thing to be found there was those blood sucking ‘autowalas’, charging 3 times as usual. I guess I was in the wrong place at the right time……whatever may be the case……

 Im happy to kiss it a final goodbye!

Multiple Search!

Got a real good software called web extractor.

Its an integrated where we can search through keywords or key generators, can give a lead as an URL. Search by number of search engines (google, Altavista), get metas, site names, urls, email ids, bodies.

We can enter a secured site through the app. and also login to a proxy.

Theres a lot u can do with it, its a real cool stuff specially if u need a lot of info. for whatever reasons of whichever thing from multiple Searches at once.

For more check this out!

Juggling a Master Act!

                                           

I have seen a man juggle 10 different things of all size and shapes together….and get an huge applause for it……Well here's a master act for you guys:

Final sem with Six core subjects Like Cryptography; loaded with Ciphers and encryption algos, EJBs, mobile tech. Warehousing (nothing wrong with the subjects but its probably the time)…..

and adding to the serious injury you have so called placement activities were u go back to your C, C++, java books and open up your xth standard maths; A man, woman working together(god knows in what holy work), pipes filling a cistern, two trains chugging at each other or some equally horrendous problem solving sums….. in the meantime you have some funny people taking mock HR interviews everyday justifying their salary and our inability to run away from dear life!

Your final semester project (which is still fine if you a have a considerate partner), taking care ( which consists of atleast one sentence to be spoken to, a day, or atleast a call in a month) of very few people who actually cares…..your social life and last but not the least some real vicious books(some insane puzzles which are liked by some equally insane corporates) by a lady named Shakuntala Devi.

Do I hear applause!